This Mormon Dad Delivers the Best (or Worst) Dad Jokes on Twitter

Shaun McKnight dad jokes

Shaun McKnight might not be a household name, but if you know YouTube or Dad Jokes, he’s at the top of totem pole.

Shaun has created a YouTube empire with his wife Mindy of Cute Girls Hairstyles, who are the parents of Brooklyn and Bailey and Kamri Noel. Between these three channels, their family has close to 13 million YouTube subscribers, and that is only the beginning.

Shaun McKnight dad jokes

The McKnight’s are incredibly intelligent business owners and we could go on and on telling of their various business ventures and successes.

However, one of Shaun’s accomplishments that deserves the greatest accolades is his Twitter account where he curates some the most epic dad jokes on the internet.

The greatest thing about his “dad joke” account is the fact that his daughters appreciate his humor – these jokes garner more laughter than eye rolls it appears.

Sit back and enjoy a selection of dad jokes by Shaun McKnight. Make sure to share them with your kids and let us know which ones get the most laughs! 🙂

You can distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile based solely on whether it sees you later or in a while.

I wouldn’t buy anything with Velcro on it… that’s a total rip off!

Last night I dreamt that I was a car muffler… I woke up exhausted!

Me: , you should make a scarecrow someone you look up to. Kamri: Me? Why? Me: Because he’s outstanding in his field!

So the bills are washed, the laundry is paid, the kids have been taken out, the trash has been fed, the clothes are in the oven… Daddy’s work at home is done!

I would tell a pizza joke, but it’s too “cheesy”!

Bailey: “Dad, did you get a haircut?” Me: “No, I got them all cut.”

I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.

MINDY: Shaun, will you put the dogs out? ME: I didn’t know they were on fire.

I wonder if when Jay-Z got engaged to his wife… did he call her his “Feyonce”?

Paisley accidentally hit me in the head today with a can of Diet Coke. I’m OK tho because it was a soft drink!

Since when did dad jokes become synonymous with “bad” jokes? 

Did you hear the joke about a piece of red paper??? Never mind… it’s TEARable!

Had to give my girls a goodnight laugh!

When I die, I hope it is by choking on a gummy bear… so that my kids can put “Killed by a bear” on my headstone!

If you really want to mess with your kids, tell ’em that their teacher called today, then ask… “Is there anything you need to tell me?”

Am I the only person who wonders how in the world Tarzan DOESN’T have a beard?

If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, there is no question… I would want them to be ALIVE!

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